They hadn’t seen each other in three decades, but at a lively reunion party, four old friends quickly fell back into the rhythm of their younger days. Laughter filled the room, glasses clinked, and the conversation danced effortlessly from old memories to current lives.
As the drinks flowed, their discussion naturally turned to their children — and each friend, brimming with pride, shared stories of extraordinary success. One by one, they boasted about the lavish gifts their sons had given to their best friends, each trying to outdo the last.
Then it was the fourth friend’s turn. What he revealed not only silenced the room but completely flipped the conversation on its head…
The Joke
Four friends, separated by thirty long years, reunited at a festive party. After a few drinks, one of them excused himself to the restroom. The remaining three began talking about their children.
The first man said,
"My son is my pride and joy. He started at a modest position in a company after studying Economics and Business Administration. Through sheer determination, he climbed the corporate ladder and is now the president of the company. He’s done so well financially that he bought his best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second man responded,
"Wow, that’s amazing! My son is also my pride. He started working for a major airline, went to flight school, and eventually became a partner, owning the majority of the company’s assets. He’s so wealthy that he gifted his best friend a brand-new private jet."
The third man chimed in,
"That’s incredible! My son studied at the finest universities, became an engineer, and later launched his own construction company. He’s now a multimillionaire and gave his best friend a 30,000-square-foot mansion for his birthday."
Just then, the fourth friend returned from the restroom and asked,
"What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three replied,
"We were celebrating the incredible successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man smiled and said,
"My son is gay and works as a dancer at a nightclub."
The other three gasped,
"Oh… what a shame. That must be disappointing."
The fourth friend laughed,
"Disappointing? Not at all! He’s my son, and I love him. And he’s doing just fine, thank you very much. In fact, his birthday was two weeks ago… and he received a brand-new jet, a top-of-the-line Mercedes, and a 30,000-square-foot mansion from his three boyfriends!"
Bonus Joke
An elderly gentleman was walking down the street when three spry grandmas called out to him:
"We bet we can guess exactly how old you are!"
The old man scoffed,
"There’s no way you could possibly guess it, you old fools."
One of the grandmas insisted,
"Oh yes, we can! Just drop your pants and underpants, and we’ll tell your exact age."
Slightly embarrassed but determined to prove them wrong, the man complied. The grandmas asked him to turn around a few times, then jump up and down several times.
Afterward, they shouted in unison,
"You’re 87 years old!"
Flabbergasted, the man asked,
"How on earth did you guess?"
The grandmas slapped their knees, grinning from ear to ear:
"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
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